The Internet at its finest: BuzzFeed has posted an article featuring guitars shaped like food. Among the delicacies you can see there are Bumblefoot’s infamous Swiss cheese guitar and an ESP pizza slice played by Andrew W.K. (yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds).
There’s really not much more to add (aside from Sriracha sauce, of course).
Have a look at BuzzFeed.
Thanks to Randy Chapman for the tip.